It's a play on words! Most crystals and minerals are found in the Earth's Crust, and since "Crystals.com" was already taken, we embraced our geological roots.
Yes! We curate a special collection of specimens at our Etsy store, MyMintology.
The Oracles of Cynicism are for entertainment only. While the mineral data is scientifically sourced, the fortunes are purely for those who enjoy a bit of sarcastic destiny.